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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance attraction, September 23, 1980, 11:07 p.m.
Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance
March 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Iowa Jones series of comic strips, Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance lets you chase Iowy into the summer of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Jere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-stressing chase through poison darts, dirt, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 61".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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