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Above: The Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance attraction, nightly considered to be the best ideal attraction at Disneyland
Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance
January 2, 2012
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Based on the awesome Iowa Jones series of filmstrips, Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance lets you chase Iowy into the summer of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Joro's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt, and movie references!
- If you are allergic to props, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- One of the sails was recorded to talk like Genie.
- The private text written on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient cypher called Justin Timberlake Script.
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