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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance attraction at midday

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Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1969
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of theme park attractions, Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance lets you chase Iowy into the summer of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Gere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-flinging chase through giant snakes, darkness, and bruises!

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