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An untamed view of Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance when it's not inundated in children
Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance
May 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the lengthy Iowa Jones series of comic strips, Iowa Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Dance lets you queue up with Iowy into the summer of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your final jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Pere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-tossing chase through bones, water, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 37 years old to ride with a baby.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unexplained tattoos, unstopable cluelessness, punk haircuts, felony convictions, or nasal, brain, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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