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Image: The Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye attraction, August 29, 1971, 11:16 p.m.
Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye
September 21, 2001
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Based on the geeky Iowa Jones series of action figures, Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye lets you crowd after Iowy into the museum of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Jere's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-tossing chase through bones, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious farm animals.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you kick something shorter.
- Ub Iwerks was once documented riding this attraction.
- The secret words painted on the walls of the attraction's line are written in a private code called Doug Script.
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