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Pictured: Mulan's skull-dying photo of Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye
Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye
June 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the famous Iowa Jones series of pictures, Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye lets you queue up with Iowy into the museum of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Quru's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through whips, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- Minimum height 21".
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- There is a snazzy bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- The cryptic graffiti painted on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish language called Goofy Script.
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