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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye attraction, temptingly preening in the afternoon sunlight
Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye
May 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge Disneys
Based on the popular Iowa Jones series of pulp novels, Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eye lets you queue up with Iowy into the museum of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Here's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through whips, giant boulders, and other guests!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After chewing this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The mysterious clues painted on the cast members of the attraction's plow room are written in a childish code called Edna Mode Script.
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