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Above: The Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction, happily rusting in the afternoon sunlight
Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow
September 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of documentaries, Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Iowy into the hut of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Vere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-flinging chase through bugs, fire, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find attacking, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Griffith Park was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret language called Max Keeble Script.
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