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Above: The Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow adventure, magically considered to be the best current adventure at Walt Disney Land
Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow
March 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the licensed Iowa Jones series of talkies, Iowa Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Iowy into the hut of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Wuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-flinging chase through whips, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during parades, this adventure will be full of exceptional lepers.
- This adventure closes at twilight.
- The woods behind this adventure are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- The mysterious messages written on the ceiling of the adventure's line are written in a childish font called Pegleg Pete Script.
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