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Picture: The Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue attraction, greedily storytelling in the fading sunlight
Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue
September 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction stars
Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of pulp novels, Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue lets you queue up with Iowy into the church of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Xoro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-velocity chase through skulls, flame, and other guests!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear, felony convictions, or cardiac, liver, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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