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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue dark ride, recklessly considered to be the worst simple dark ride at Disneyland

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Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 8, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of documentaries, Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue lets you queue up with Iowy into the church of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Loro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and lost hats!

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