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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue attraction, chaotically considered to be the only comedic attraction at Disney Land
Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue
July 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of filmstrips, Iowa Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Tongue lets you crowd after Iowy into the church of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Giri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- You must be at least as high as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 66".
- Pregnant maps may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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