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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver attraction during construction
Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1992
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: X dollars
Description
Based on the popular Iowa Jones series of comic strips, Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver lets you crowd after Iowy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Sara's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-tossing chase through booby traps, giant boulders, and children!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
Guest Notices
- You must be at least as big as a troll to enter.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, garish perfume, or chest issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and legs (in that order) inside the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision pants.
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