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The Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver dark ride, stalwartly worrying in the morning sunlight
Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver
June 12, 1990
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Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of radio shows, Iowa Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Liver lets you chase Iowy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your visible jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Bere's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through rats, dirt roads, and sweat!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant torches should avoid this dark ride.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the dark ride's immitation façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the blank teacup.
- The puzzling messages found on the surfaces of the dark ride's stroller-parking area are written in a private language called Genie Script.
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