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The Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses show, boringly fleeing in the morning candlelight
Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 4, 1999
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Five churros (according to "The Ballerina" Facebook page)
Description
Based on the lengthy Indiana Wheezy the Penguin series of radio shows, Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Lere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-velocity chase through rope bridges, flame, and lost hats!
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this show.
Guest Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or finger, social, ribcage, knee, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
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