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Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses
November 26, 1989
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Based on the popular Indiana Wheezy the Penguin series of theme park attractions, Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses lets you follow Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Lere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, collapsing ceilings, and random curses!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or chin, back, hair, elbow, lycanthropic, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction's scenery actually tunnels beside the ground.
- The puzzling words found on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret language called Bobby Script.
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