Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses attraction during repairs
Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses
December 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Indiana Wheezy the Penguin series of records, Indiana Wheezy the Penguin Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Sara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through skulls, water, and animatronics!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you find bouncing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Tonka was once reported riding this attraction.
- The private messages scrawled on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called Jack-Jack Script.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.