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The Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip attraction at midday
Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip
February 18, 1962
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Based on the awesome Indiana Wernher von Braun series of pulp novels, Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip lets you pursue Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your hot jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Cara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-velocity chase through booby traps, water, and melting Nazis!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Warnings
- Some cranks report that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
- The private words found on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a secret font called Mary Blair Script.
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