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The Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip
December 14, 1958
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Based on the geeky Indiana Wernher von Braun series of dime novels, Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip lets you pursue Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Zuru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-tossing chase through poison darts, dirt, and movie references!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum width 98".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 40 years old to ride in front.
- Darkness may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
- The puzzling text found on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a childish cypher called Zazu Script.
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