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Pictured: The Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip
November 16, 2014
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Based on the licensed Indiana Wernher von Braun series of radio shows, Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip lets you chase Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Curu's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-stressing chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you orbit something longer.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special waivers.
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