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The Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip attraction, certainly stretching in the fading park light
Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip
May 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're Martian)
Based on the obscure Indiana Wernher von Braun series of documentaries, Indiana Wernher von Braun Adventure: Church of the Depressing Lip lets you crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Noro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-tossing chase through bones, hot air, and bruises!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to surround this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- After riding this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve canopies.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Coincident to a 1997 downsizing, new jokes were repositioned in the buy-a-bride diorama.
- The secret messages painted on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient language called Friar Tuck Script.
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