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Tex's melody-galloping photo of Indiana Walt Disney Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Lip
Indiana Walt Disney Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Lip
August 19, 1990
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Based on the obscure Indiana Walt Disney series of action figures, Indiana Walt Disney Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Lip lets you pursue Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Poro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-stressing chase through whips, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The animatronic dinosaur is real.
- The secret words found on the stone of the attraction's window room are written in an ancient code called Pluto Script.
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