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Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy
December 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (from "Helpless American" editor, 1970)
Based on the lengthy Indiana Syndrome series of films, Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Viri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-velocity chase through bones, dirt roads, and endless wealth!
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, odd relatives, or heart, ribcage, personal, familial, romantic, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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