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Image: Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy
January 25, 1978
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Based on the well-known Indiana Syndrome series of pictures, Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Furu's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through giant snakes, fire, and other guests!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find careening, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Lumière originally intended for this attraction to have no live servants.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient cypher called Fritz Script.
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