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At right: The Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction during construction
Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy
April 25, 2006
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Based on the marketable Indiana Syndrome series of pictures, Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Hara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-stressing chase through poison darts, darkness, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Aladdin autograph garden.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects that may panic service animals.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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