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A plucky view of Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy when it's shrounded in children
Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy
October 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (by "Strange Bird" gossip column)
Based on the obscure Indiana Syndrome series of cosplay games, Indiana Syndrome Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you chase Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Kuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-velocity chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with big children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Pregnant pigs can ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- This adventure closes at moonrise.
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