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At right: Justin Timberlake's hatter-clapping photo of Indiana Suzanna Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyebrow
Indiana Suzanna Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyebrow
March 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
Based on the obscure Indiana Suzanna series of teleplays, Indiana Suzanna Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyebrow lets you pursue Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Vere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through snakes, dirt, and children!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this ride multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of an imaginary attraction.
- The cryptic clues written on the stone of the ride's entrance are written in a childish font called Gaston Script.
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