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Image: The Indiana Stromboli Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Lip attraction, trickily considered to be the only foul attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Stromboli Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Lip
May 23, 1957
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Based on the famous Indiana Stromboli series of dime novels, Indiana Stromboli Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Lip lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Here's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-flinging chase through rope bridges, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of comatose Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 18 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or brain, hip, stomach, liver, bowel, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a narrow attraction, participants are required to purchase safety pants.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- The mysterious words scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient font called Quasimodo Script.
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