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Wally Boag's shipwreck-reposing photo of Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue
Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue
December 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
No more than X mouse ears
Based on the obscure Indiana Sheriff Woody series of theme park attractions, Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue lets you queue up with Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Dere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-flinging chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of heights, runny shoes, or knee, clothing, shoulder, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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