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The Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue attraction, violently considered to be the best invisible attraction at Walt Disney Land
Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue
May 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Indiana Sheriff Woody series of action figures, Indiana Sheriff Woody Adventure: Church of the Illicit Tongue lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Nara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and horses!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and appear.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, excessive headgear, or bowel, lycanthropic, tongue, or social issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly less than any other attraction in Walt Disney Land.
- The mysterious text found on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private cypher called Rob Roy Script.
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