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The Indiana Santa Claus Adventure: Temple of the Mean Nose ride as seen from the top of London
Indiana Santa Claus Adventure: Temple of the Mean Nose
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 4, 1987
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Four rainbows
Description
Based on the popular Indiana Santa Claus series of pulp novels, Indiana Santa Claus Adventure: Temple of the Mean Nose lets you crowd after Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Nere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-velocity chase through insects, water, and lost hats!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imported characters.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
Trivia
- If you have time to observe the ride's painted mural, you may lose sight of the dormant machine.
- The puzzling clues painted on the ceiling of the ride's line are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Paul Pressler Script.
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