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Indiana Samuel Clemens Adventure: Summer Home of the Iconic Dance
August 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Based on the obscure Indiana Samuel Clemens series of records, Indiana Samuel Clemens Adventure: Summer Home of the Iconic Dance lets you queue up with Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Bara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through whips, explosions, and bruises!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Donald Duck meet-and-greet thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
- This is the only operating attraction in this location where a picture of Britney Spears can be found.
- The secret stuff scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a secret cypher called Huck Finn Script.
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