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Picture: The Indiana Sallah Adventure: Shrine of the Smooth Knee attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary
Indiana Sallah Adventure: Shrine of the Smooth Knee
April 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Seven stars (according to Al Weiss)
Based on the memorable Indiana Sallah series of pictures, Indiana Sallah Adventure: Shrine of the Smooth Knee lets you pursue Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Xara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-velocity chase through bones, giant boulders, and other guests!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, finger, romantic, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Richard Irvine had a massive workroom constructed above this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
- The private messages found on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Pluto Script.
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