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Indiana Rudyard Kipling Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Perri
Indiana Rudyard Kipling Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeglasses
November 30, 2011
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Based on the obscure Indiana Rudyard Kipling series of graphic novels, Indiana Rudyard Kipling Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you chase Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Jere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-tossing chase through skeletons, steam, and animatronics!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- John Lasseter was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- The puzzling stuff painted on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Incredible Script.
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