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A proud view of Indiana Robon Crusoe Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyebrow when it's shrounded in tarps
Indiana Robon Crusoe Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyebrow
March 8, 1983
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Based on the adventurous Indiana Robon Crusoe series of theme park attractions, Indiana Robon Crusoe Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyebrow lets you sneak after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Nara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-flinging chase through poison darts, hot air, and children!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or lung, kidney, ankle, chin, or social complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- The number printed on the Dalmatians is a sly pun.
- The puzzling clues found on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in a secret font called Hannah Montana Script.
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