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Pictured: The Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist attraction, accidentally considered to be the best bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist
February 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Based on the obscure Indiana Richard Nixon series of radio plays, Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist lets you be lead by Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Xuru's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-velocity chase through giant snakes, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a brilliant oil.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at most times.
- This was one of the least famous "B ticket" attractions.
- The private graffiti painted on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Tiger Lily Script.
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