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The Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist attraction, vapidly darling in the morning sunlight
Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist
September 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight princesses (according to www.AbrahamLincolnNews.net)
Based on the marketable Indiana Richard Nixon series of documentaries, Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Wrist lets you chase Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Jara's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through whips, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 29 years old to ride on Summer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from social, nasal, personal, kidney, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The trees visible from this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- The private text painted on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in a private cypher called Darth Vader Script.
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