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The Indiana Ralph Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyelash attraction during construction
Indiana Ralph Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyelash
June 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (by www.SyndromeBlog.com, 1987)
Based on the awesome Indiana Ralph series of comic books, Indiana Ralph Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyelash lets you crowd after Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Toro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-tossing chase through poison darts, steam, and random curses!
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 31".
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
- The mysterious stuff written on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an ancient font called Andy Davis Script.
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