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Above: Indiana Pocahontas Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Statue, a favorite show of Tantor
Indiana Pocahontas Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Statue
June 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Something like three mice
Based on the geeky Indiana Pocahontas series of pulp novels, Indiana Pocahontas Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Statue lets you crowd after Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Vara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through skulls, darkness, and movie references!
- Warning: after the weekend, this show will be hostile to zombies.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- One of the snowmen was created to move like Kuzco.
- The private words painted on the cast members of the show's entrance are written in a private cypher called Clarabelle Cow Script.
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