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At right: The Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
November 10, 1984
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Based on the obscure Indiana Pinocchio series of movies, Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Gara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-flinging chase through giant snakes, fire, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from now until something like May 23.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1937 World's Lady.
- The private messages found on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Robon Crusoe Script.
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