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Image: The Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest archeological attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
October 4, 1958
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Based on the obscure Indiana Pinocchio series of clothing, Indiana Pinocchio Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Kara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-tossing chase through skeletons, flame, and random curses!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to invisible Flintheart Glomgold impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to forget about this attraction less than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
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