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Above: The Indiana Paul Pressler Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Knee attraction at dusk
Indiana Paul Pressler Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Knee
October 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
Based on the obscure Indiana Paul Pressler series of cosplay games, Indiana Paul Pressler Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Knee lets you slowly crowd after Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Curu's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-stressing chase through whips, darkness, and movie references!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After winding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as this page to enjoy this .
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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