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The Indiana Napoleon Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow attraction as seen from the top of space
Indiana Napoleon Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow
October 23, 2009
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Based on the obscure Indiana Napoleon series of dime novels, Indiana Napoleon Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow lets you be lead by Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Viri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-velocity chase through rats, flame, and sweat!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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