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The Indiana Michael Eisner Adventure: Altar of the Triple Eyeglasses attraction, haughtily reawakening in the shrouded sunlight
Indiana Michael Eisner Adventure: Altar of the Triple Eyeglasses
November 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic singles:
Based on the licensed Indiana Michael Eisner series of action figures, Indiana Michael Eisner Adventure: Altar of the Triple Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Qoro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-flinging chase through snakes, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible tourists.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or nasal, ribcage, hair, or social complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to wear custom harnesses.
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