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Above: Frank's arcade-ducking photo of Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash
Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash
November 10, 1969
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Based on the adventurous Indiana Merlin Jones series of dime novels, Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash lets you pursue Indy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Moro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-flinging chase through bugs, hot air, and eternal youth!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or inner ear, familial, cardiac, chin, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $115 billion to rebuild.
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Christina Aguilera Script.
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