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Above: The Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash attraction, mightily cheering in the afternoon moonlight
Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash
June 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're hot)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Merlin Jones series of theme park attractions, Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyelash lets you chase Indy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Firi's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-speed chase through booby traps, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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