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Above: The Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck attraction, eerily festering in the fading moonlight
Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck
May 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces (from "The Machine" Twitter stream)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Merlin Jones series of documentaries, Indiana Merlin Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck lets you queue up with Indy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Wiri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-tossing chase through bugs, steam, and Dalmatians!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to bring their own princess specticles.
- Coincident to a 1975 repainting, new art was jazzed up in the attic area.
- The secret words written on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in a childish cypher called Scar Script.
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