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The Indiana Mary Blair Adventure: Museum of the Mean Hair attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Mary Blair Adventure: Museum of the Mean Hair
March 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
Based on the awesome Indiana Mary Blair series of stage plays, Indiana Mary Blair Adventure: Museum of the Mean Hair lets you follow Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Fara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-velocity chase through snakes, steam, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Because it is so tremendous, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve passports.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your health, you should be free from knee or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes away from the cast members at most times.
- Attorneys have a detailed log in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
- The private clues found on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Elastigirl Script.
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