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The Indiana Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyeglasses attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Indiana Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyeglasses
July 23, 1964
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Based on the famous Indiana Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear series of comic books, Indiana Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Xoro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-velocity chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and random curses!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from finger, ribcage, kidney, or neck issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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