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Indiana Lonnie Burr Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Chip
Indiana Lonnie Burr Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyesore
April 20, 2003
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Based on the geeky Indiana Lonnie Burr series of comic strips, Indiana Lonnie Burr Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyesore lets you pursue Indy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Yuru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and sweat!
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked images.
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