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At right: The Indiana Kanga Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeland attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Indiana Kanga Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeland
October 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (according to Bullseye)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Kanga series of theme park attractions, Indiana Kanga Adventure: Church of the Nasty Eyeland lets you queue up with Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your stolen jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Buru's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-flinging chase through skeletons, rocks, and bruises!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find catching, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Must be at least 60" tall and 34 years old to ride the horse.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic phobias, inappropriate hotness, '80s haircuts, or liver, chest, elbow, stomach, wrist, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to bring their own custom glasses.
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