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A smaller view of Indiana Justin Timberlake Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyesore when it's not covered in fog
Indiana Justin Timberlake Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyesore
February 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four plusses
Based on the awesome Indiana Justin Timberlake series of television shows, Indiana Justin Timberlake Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyesore lets you follow Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Suru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Suru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more time.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to know pirate specticles.
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