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The Indiana Johnny Tremain Adventure: Church of the Triple Dance attraction, terminally considered to be the only gentle attraction at Figaroland
Indiana Johnny Tremain Adventure: Church of the Triple Dance
September 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter cobras
Based on the adventurous Indiana Johnny Tremain series of radio shows, Indiana Johnny Tremain Adventure: Church of the Triple Dance lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your hot jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Zara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-stressing chase through booby traps, hot air, and other guests!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, excessive chattiness, or stomach, lycanthropic, liver, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Indiana Johnny Tremain Adventure: Church of the Triple Dance separate but equal experience.
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