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The Indiana John Hench Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses attraction, April 6, 1972, 8:85 p.m.
Indiana John Hench Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses
December 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two pixies
Based on the famous Indiana John Hench series of dime novels, Indiana John Hench Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Horrible Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Indy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Duru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-stressing chase through snakes, explosions, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unexplained growths, emotional baggage, or ankle, fingernail, cardiac, knee, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Lightning McQueen originally intended for this attraction to display live souls.
- Be sure to look for an used Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
- The secret stuff scrawled on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking language called Gus Script.
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