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The Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe attraction, greedily howling in the fading sunlight
Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe
October 13, 1965
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Based on the obscure Indiana John Carter series of movies, Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe lets you be lead by Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Vuru's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, dirt, and girls!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives can repeatedly ride this attraction just an hour preceeding everyone else.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or back, stomach, leg, finger, chin, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from July 12 to February 25.
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