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Above: The Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe attraction, vapidly everlasting in the morning sunlight
Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe
May 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third thumbs down
Based on the geeky Indiana John Carter series of radio plays, Indiana John Carter Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Toe lets you be lead by Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Kiri's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-flinging chase through skulls, steam, and random curses!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant butterflies should not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed belts.
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