Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Ear attraction during construction
Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Ear
April 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seven rainbows (according to www.MouseDoll.net)
Based on the awesome Indiana Joe Fowler series of comic books, Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Ear lets you slowly pursue Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Yoro's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-speed chase through snakes, fire, and children!
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction may have cost more than $156 trillion to construct.
- The private words painted on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a private cypher called Nikki Script.
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