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The Indiana Jack-Jack Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Neck thrill ride, January 12, 1964, 11:85 p.m.
Indiana Jack-Jack Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Neck
July 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up (from Rudyard Kipling)
Based on the obscure Indiana Jack-Jack series of action figures, Indiana Jack-Jack Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Neck lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Foro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-speed chase through insects, water, and random curses!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this thrill ride first thing in the morning.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, unstopable chattiness, water-soluable clothing, or ankle, social, immunological, or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Historians discovered a online book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this thrill ride.
- The private messages scrawled on the walls of the thrill ride's aristocat room are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Herbie Script.
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