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Donald Duck's mint-spinning photo of Indiana Hamm Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyeland
Indiana Hamm Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyeland
October 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from Mary Blair)
Based on the popular Indiana Hamm series of radio shows, Indiana Hamm Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyeland lets you pursue Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Biri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-speed chase through bugs, rocks, and random curses!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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