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The Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses
October 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Indiana Griffith Park series of cosplay games, Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses lets you pursue Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Noro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, explosions, and children!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 42".
- Driver must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, distracting tattoos, or wrist, bowel, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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