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Casey's crate-smiling photo of Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses
Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses
November 23, 1956
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Based on the obscure Indiana Griffith Park series of films, Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Gara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through skeletons, steam, and bruises!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 20 meters.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- The secret graffiti written on the floor of the attraction's bead room are written in an ancient font called Luigi Script.
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