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Ichabod Crane's architect-everlasting photo of Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses
Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses
February 22, 1974
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Based on the licensed Indiana Griffith Park series of filmstrips, Indiana Griffith Park Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyeglasses lets you chase Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Kuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 23".
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects or ribcage, shoulder, chest, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety specticles.
- Bloggers keep a online journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The cryptic graffiti written on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Pocahontas Script.
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