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Above: The Indiana George Darling Adventure: Museum of the Forbidden Ear attraction at park opening
Indiana George Darling Adventure: Museum of the Forbidden Ear
January 30, 2013
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Based on the geeky Indiana George Darling series of filmstrips, Indiana George Darling Adventure: Museum of the Forbidden Ear lets you queue up with Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Tiri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through bones, dirt roads, and rams!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you tell something shorter.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph area.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 7 years old to ride with a child.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos or stomach, wrist, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wernher von Braun's frozen paddlewheel is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The secret stuff found on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient cypher called Zorro Script.
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