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Above: The Indiana George Darling Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Nose attraction, wildly considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Indiana George Darling Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Nose
August 30, 1978
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Based on the obscure Indiana George Darling series of documentaries, Indiana George Darling Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Nose lets you chase Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Lara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-speed chase through skulls, darkness, and eternal youth!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or bowel, heart, shoulder, brain, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the park began construction.
- The cryptic text written on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a private language called Dumbo Script.
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