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The Indiana Frozone Adventure: Church of the Illegal Dance attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Indiana Frozone Adventure: Church of the Illegal Dance
October 15, 2009
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Based on the well-known Indiana Frozone series of skits, Indiana Frozone Adventure: Church of the Illegal Dance lets you sneak after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Furu's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-velocity chase through rope bridges, dirt, and movie references!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung, inner ear, spinal, nasal, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- On its first month after opening day, the Indiana Frozone Adventure: Church of the Illegal Dance almost sank.
- The secret words found on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in a private cypher called Lonnie Burr Script.
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