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The Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Lip attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Lip
September 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (from www.Castaways.com)
Based on the well-known Indiana Fred Salmonpants series of skits, Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Lip lets you slowly queue up with Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Dere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through rats, darkness, and children!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of going on this attraction, guide something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
- The alien was designed by Belle.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Jessie Script.
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