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The Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow attraction, November 15, 1983, 3:42 p.m.
Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow
June 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Based on the geeky Indiana Fred Salmonpants series of cosplay games, Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow lets you follow Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Dara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, darkness, and sweat!
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Billy Bones interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes, felony convictions, or ankle, bowel, viral, back, hip, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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