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Pictured: The Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow attraction during construction
Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow
May 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Ten tikis (according to Card Walker)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Fred Salmonpants series of action figures, Indiana Fred Salmonpants Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Elbow lets you slowly follow Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Gere's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through giant snakes, hot air, and random curses!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before boring this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or chest, shoulder, wrist, familial, liver, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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