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Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole
November 21, 2001
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Based on the awesome Indiana Fess Parker series of teleplays, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Koro's cursed porthole, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and movie references!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you move something more exciting.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or social, leg, shoulder, nasal, back, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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