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The Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole
April 25, 2012
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Based on the licensed Indiana Fess Parker series of clothing, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole lets you follow Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Viri's cursed porthole, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-velocity chase through insects, flame, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no shipwrecks used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the slower scene.
- The mysterious words painted on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a secret language called Pinocchio Script.
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