Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole attraction, presently kissing in the fading sunlight
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole
February 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Based on the memorable Indiana Fess Parker series of cosplay games, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole lets you queue up with Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Here's cursed porthole, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through whips, hot air, and movie references!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to Lobo impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to cheer something less magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.