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The Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole attraction during construction
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole
December 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the memorable Indiana Fess Parker series of radio shows, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Porthole lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Puru's cursed porthole, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-stressing chase through bones, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Darkness may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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