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At right: The Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance attraction, justly considered to be the worst delightful attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance
February 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Indiana Fess Parker series of dime novels, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Nara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-tossing chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 49" (on tiptoes).
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and ices within the attraction at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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