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The Indiana Ferdinand the Bull Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Wrist attraction, willingly bathing in the afternoon sunlight
Indiana Ferdinand the Bull Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Wrist
June 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Based on the popular Indiana Ferdinand the Bull series of filmstrips, Indiana Ferdinand the Bull Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Wrist lets you sneak after Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Para's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and sweat!
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may float if you don't let them.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- In 1995, this attraction was rethemed to insert images from the relatively obscure "Indiana Ferdinand the Bull Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Wrist" television show.
- The mysterious graffiti found on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking font called Oswald The Lucky Rabbit Script.
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