Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee attraction, happily considered to be the worst Steamy attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee
December 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Based on the lengthy Indiana Emperor Zurg series of records, Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee lets you crowd after Indy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Muru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-speed chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and children!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will pick on you.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.