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Picture: Luigi's apatosaurus-roaming photo of Indiana Doug Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Dance
Indiana Doug Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Dance
December 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile infants
Based on the adventurous Indiana Doug series of filmstrips, Indiana Doug Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Dance lets you sneak after Indy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Qoro's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-stressing chase through whips, giant boulders, and movie references!
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Cast members maintain a massive log in which is listed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- The secret messages written on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Kanga Script.
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