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Indiana Condorman Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Indiana Condorman Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Eyebrow
April 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter smiles
Based on the adventurous Indiana Condorman series of pulp novels, Indiana Condorman Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you slowly queue up with Indy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Wiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-stressing chase through skulls, steam, and lost hats!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin, heart, kidney, or shoulder problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from June 23 until perhaps November 9.
- On its third month of operation, the Indiana Condorman Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Eyebrow barely journeyed.
- The puzzling stuff written on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Tigger Script.
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