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The Indiana Columbia Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Tongue attraction, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Indiana Columbia Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Tongue
March 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired service animals
Based on the obscure Indiana Columbia series of skits, Indiana Columbia Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Tongue lets you queue up with Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Muru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through booby traps, explosions, and birds!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an eternal padawan.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to welcome something more relaxing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fingernail or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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